No Barbie I do NOT know Ken!!!

I got the funniest, yet saddest phone call today. A lady called me today and the first words out of her mouth were "Do you know Ken?" Now, I did not immedietly reply cuz I was fighting the urge to say, "Well, no Barbie, I do not!" Instead I answered, "I think you have the wrong number." She then said, "Well, this number is on his phone and I wanted to know who you were. So, do you know Ken." Again I said, "No, I do not." She said, "Well, you talked at 11:30 Thursday night, now do you remember?" I told her that at 11:30 Thursday night I was asleep cuz my babies were asleep. But she still insisted that we talked. Finally I understood. She was checking up on her boyfriend!!!! I then politely explained to her that I was married with 2 kids and that if she was in fact checking up on her boyfriend I was not the person he was calling, he had dialed the wrong number. All the while I felt like yelling into the phone ," Listen up Barbie, I am an old married woman with 2 kids a lack of sleep, exercise, living on cheetoes and whatever else I can get my kids to eat, I have absolutely no energy, extra time, or sex drive to even entertain the thought of diddling your Ken so bug off!!!" But I controlled myself and she eventually hung up. I did get a good laugh at her expense though, so did my honey!!!